EDITOR’S NOTE - THE BELOW IS A PARODY
A Scotsman wielding a set of bagpipes was arrested by police in Manchester last night after fans of Glasgow Rangers rampaged through the city centre singing andwaving to passers-by.
The drunken fans, whose heroes had lost 2-0 to some Russian team, proceeded to accelerate the drinking process which resulted in enthusiastic singing and ‘high jinks’. It was at this point that the familiar drone of Scottish bagpipes could be heard, and police officersswiftly moved in.
Sergeant Alf Bogg of Greater Manchester CID told reporters:
“We wern avin that! I ate those bleedin pipes! They’re shite!”
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